*Driving by group of girls with a dog in the middle*
Dad: I almost didn’t see the dog in there.
Mom: It looked like one of those girls had a tail.
Me: Grace had a tail.
A few days ago I dreamt about Goose.
Just the other night I dreamt about Chester.
Today I woke up from a dream where I was at a #NOFILTERSHOW and I got to meet the Trinity.
MORNINGS KEEP GETTING HARDER AND HARDER
Mom: Where did Grace do her video?
Me: At Chester’s, I think..
Mom: Oh dear. Well, it’s obvious, I guess.
you know how people hide things from you and then youre like “no i totally found out” and then they are like “WHAT RLY??? YIKES” and youre like “…” and theyre like “MAH BAD” and youre like “im just gonna goooo…” and then they are sad about it???
Whatcha gonna do with that big fat butt?
—Me, to a baby deer hidden in the bush with its butt facing me
I miss Goose.
Does HeyUSA have a mandatory headband rule?
My mom just said “it happens” then shrugged!
Then we made eye contact and smiled.
She purposely quoted Penny.